JohnTheMutt's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Moleman]

Hear ye! Hear ye!

Hear ye! Hear ye! I proclaim said movie to be one of the most wimsical gigs of the year! Ye olde tyme w00t! Heh, but really man, that was awesome. Lol... and the funny thing is, I've KNOWN people that do that... *shudder*. Like, not met them on chat... but... *tear* hung out with them. Oh god *kills self*.

[White Bread Blues 2]

This was alright... not as good as the first.

Firstly, there were no murderous talking corn pops, and just overall, this one was shorter, and lacking a lot of the same feel as the other one. Don't get me wrong, it's still funny, I just don't really like it as much as the first one.

[White Bread Blues]

This was absolutely hillarious!

This was a great movie! It was funny, and the part with the Corn Pops cereal, I literally fell out of my chair laughing! Well, no, not literally, but it was still really really funny. Great job!

[College University pt 1]

This was GREAT!

Wow, this was really good! The animation was really well done, and the humour was outstanding!

[John's Hotel 1]

Ha ha ha...

This was really good. It was funny, and had a suprise ending which was really good. The ONLY two things I think are wrong with this, is that the text went by really fast, and in some spots it was kind've hard to read. Other than that, this was really good for 30 minutes work. Good job man, I sincerely look forward to the next great production that eminates from your twisted mind =D oh, and hey, if you want to change the fact that you "don't really know" who else to be in association with, you're more than welcome to put "JohnTheMutt" =D

Keep up the good work, cuz.

And for everybody else: follow my lead, and vote 5!

furryfish responds:

Thanks. I'm coming out with an edited version thats longer better and funnier than ever maybe a bit different then you expect. oh and will do.

[Fightfor your future.]

Fight?

*takes a big whiff* Nothin I love better than the smell of proaganda in the morning. There's been enough violence already, don't fight anymore.

[VH2 Trailer]

FUCKING EH!

You are extremely good at flash and i cant wait to see the full one

[Mazda vs. Gizi - The Duel]

You suck!

This the final review I'm going to write for you. You suck. Pure and simple. Yet for some reason, you get good ratings. Does your throat hurt from all the dick you must've blown? If not, maybe I should ask your movies, because God knows they fucking suck!

[fuck em]

If You'll Notice, The Humour Rating Is At 10

This is just what I expected would happen. You're going to make some movie about how high and mighty the US is, and how everybody that opposes it should die, and expect not to get told that you're a fucking idiot? Well, good luck pal. Listen, if you want to talk about cowardism, you first need to talk about the US lobbing cruise missles in from miles away to blow up civilians. Or about how the international court of justice ordered the US to cease and discist their terrorist (that's right, terrorist) actions against the state of Nicaragua (the only such issue that the court has ever given), and about how the US shrugged it off because of their mineral interests over there. The US is the world's leader in terrorism, so don't give me this self-richeous bullshit. Listen, nobody's condoning these atrocious actions taken by these people against the States... but since when did killing ever solve anything? You fucking moron. I vote 0.

[Link's Quest For Ass]

This was really funny!

This was awesome! You did a great job! Keep it up!

xritualfaminex responds:

Thank you!