JohnTheMutt's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[R-Type]

wtf

rise of the mushroom kingdom 4 made you cry!? hahahaha...

WiseDude161 responds:

What? It was sad! God you people are fucked up!

[::gunny bunny::]

... wtf?

How the fuck did you make a game like this in flash!? Wow...

[Ray - Part 1]

THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING!

DUDE! RIGHT THE FUCK ON!

Sorry for the Caps, but that was the best flash EVER!

[Alex Chiu Mario Game v2]

w00t! Alex Chiu r l33t!

Okay, so, I didn't really play too much of this game. But i selected chiu as my character, and in the background his We Drink Ritilin song started playing. That was enough for me to vote 5 on right there.

[Super Mario Fire Shoot!]

Yeeeeah... that sucked.

WTF? There was no point.

[Pimp's Quest]

This is some of the best work I've seen on NG...

Wow. That's about all I can say. Stephen Segal may have it's smooth animation and hillarious deaths... Alien Hominid might have Tom Fulp's own personal touch and promotional efforts backing it... DBZ in a nutshell may have some fancy-pants code for getting 5's... SimGirl may have its... its... uh... its band of loyal hentai loving perverts who play the whole game just to jack off to the soft-core porn of the chick at the end *shifty eyes*... anyhoo... but this game has somethin that they lack... pimps. =D This was really well done, etc etc... I could go on forever, but it's time to go thru bitches, like rags to riches. *tear* Keep up the good work man.